Agent for C.H.A.N.G.E. features a variety of celebrity guest stars, none of whom deserved to be treated this poorly; yet such ladies and gentlemen are they all that, to date, not one has sued.
Sir David Attenborough
Sir David Attenborough is widely regarded as one of the finest Englishmen of recent times, certainly so by me. His intelligence, wit and earnest love of the natural world is rarely equaled and, through a career in communications stretching for over half a century, never so far reaching. The notion that he might be an assassin in the employ of an unscrupulous Church, even in a slightly regressed parallel reality, is an absurdity not worthy of contemplation.
Richard Dawkins
As a scientist, Richard Dawkins has broadened man's understanding of nature and himself to an admirable and uncompromising degree. As a social commentator, he has stuck in the boot to those he considers a drain on the enlightenment of the species like no other would dare to do. Perhaps it is not too great a stretch to imagine him a bloodthirsty, psychopathic religious zealot.
Sir Richard Attenborough
After beginning his acting career on the stage and serving his country in the RAF, Sir Richard Attenborough broke free from typecasting in cowardly supporting roles to become widely regarded as one of England's widest, most cuddly screen actors and the director of Gandhi. He would no doubt consider his reincarnation here as a marvelous return to early type-cast form.